compromise
what did the iphone cost me? oh, not much. just some dollars, and the chin-scarf i got in greece. i could tell the wife wanted to do a little happy-dance around the ashes of my departed facial locks but bless her, she restrained herself.
[aside:
r.i.p.
beardface mk. ii
may 2009 - june 2009
we barely knew ye
]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! The chin-scarf was awesome. It will be mourned.
Do you now have an iPhone in your hot little hands, or are you just hoarding the money until the time is ripe?
temporarily, neither–it’s in the mail. and i’ll have for a while before i use it as a phone. being loathe to part with more dollars than i have to, i’m waiting for my current contract to die before switching. the wait will be interminable.
Your sneaky attempts at regrowing said chin-scarf are in direct violation of the terms of our agreement. Thus, I shall confiscate your iPhone until you have removed any and all traces of chin stubble. OH YES I WILL.
i’m impervious to your shouting, because whatevah whatevah i do what i want.