sext: you are sir james dyson. you have no moving parts. i am a dirt pile. motionlessly you inhale me all up. i am the only 1 ever to clog u 1 day ago
the @nytimes' three most retweeted tweets are about deceased despots who ruled their respective empires with iron fists http://t.co/dfeCF8mf 2 days ago
@wwhathor nah, i only retweeted because the url had "999" in it 2 days ago
Awwwwww.
How come you never met me at the door with chocolate and intoxicating substances when we were living together?
just because you don't remember it doesn't mean it didn't happen.
So THAT's what a full body shiver is like.
Ewwwwwwwwww.