sext: you are sir james dyson. you have no moving parts. i am a dirt pile. motionlessly you inhale me all up. i am the only 1 ever to clog u 1 day ago
the @nytimes' three most retweeted tweets are about deceased despots who ruled their respective empires with iron fists http://t.co/dfeCF8mf 2 days ago
@wwhathor nah, i only retweeted because the url had "999" in it 2 days ago