iterations
and back around the sun we go again.
where I work, everyone gets the silly 'happy birthday' banners over their desks when their respective birthdays roll around. instead of this, their present to me was not doing it. I'm relieved; I wouldn't have been able to bear the attention.
the last several years my sister has gotten me something else I haven't been able to bear, and every christmas I just gave it back to her. recently she gave up and opened it herself. she played it with her roommate and I don't know why I'm telling you this.
happy birthday from the bottom of your heart. thankya.
or maybe i'm just waiting for the right time brother… when you least expect it.
That reminds me of something the evil robot Santa says on Futurama. Something to the effect of, "I'll be back when you least expect it . . . next Xmas!"
Anyway, I tried sending a birthday well-wishing to you by email, but mistakenly mailed it to your now defunct Hotmail account. I have been too lazy to resend it. So happy birthday. May our planet reach the same spot in orbit next year. At the moment, I have no gift for you but my non-sexual love. I am looking for a pair of jewel-encrusted battle-shorts, but have been unable to find a pair for you. Maybe I'll expand my search to other jem-studded objects. Did you know that they make a $10k Mr. Potato head that's covered in diamonds and gold? Strange but true. You're not getting that.
Many happy returns of the day.
Froogle suggested that an "Anti-Gravity Booster Bra," a hard hat and some weird unidentifiable medical stuff for old people would make great gifts for you.
But I guess I'll just wish you a happy Love Your Cat/Cheese Day since it seems I missed your birthday by several days, anyway.