are they called 'semi-lorries' in England?


anyway. the point is this:

the semi-trucks all say 'if you can't see my mirrors, I can't see you!' on their backsides. if this is true, then when one is driving, one should AT ALL TIMES look directly at the mirrors of the nearest semi to guarantee that one does not get crushed to little bits by the semi driver who is unable to see you. IMPORTANT! STUDENT DRIVERS TAKE NOTE!

just stay right off the freeways altogether. you simply don't have enough eyes to watch all the mirrors at the same time. if you cannot avoid the freeways, though, always ride with at least three other passengers and for God's sake tell them to keep their eyes open. don't let them read or talk to each other or take naps or call you psychotic.

the life you save may be your own.