x-me
I am a SUPERHERO
my SUPERPOWER is MAKING A LATE-NIGHT OMELETTE WITH THE GREATEST OF EASE
my SIDEKICK is SCRAPING-THE-PAN-IN-MATT'S-WAKE BOY
misteranthropic
trading material for position
/twitter- @j_lar need bail?
6 hrs ago - are you there, zod? it's me, kal-el
23 hrs ago - sext: you are sir james dyson. you have no moving parts. i am a dirt pile. motionlessly you inhale me all up. i am the only 1 ever to clog u
1 day ago - the @nytimes' three most retweeted tweets are about deceased despots who ruled their respective empires with iron fists http://t.co/dfeCF8mf
2 days ago - @wwhathor nah, i only retweeted because the url had "999" in it
2 days ago - More updates...
- @j_lar need bail?
what i learned in that place where i went
15th Jul @ 12.28 by Jayden
snippet
8th Nov @ 20.26 by second red
dad-voice practice
22nd Sep @ 22.24 by oxytocin
things like these are why they invented the internet
6th Jun @ 17.51 by Louise
WASTE: secure file sharing for the extremely intelligent
3rd May @ 18.13 by this little brother's watching you too.
[untitled post]
1st May @ 8.13 by nothing
observations, scientific and otherwise
9th Apr @ 15.14 by somejackass
15th Jul @ 12.28 by Jayden
snippet
8th Nov @ 20.26 by second red
dad-voice practice
22nd Sep @ 22.24 by oxytocin
things like these are why they invented the internet
6th Jun @ 17.51 by Louise
WASTE: secure file sharing for the extremely intelligent
3rd May @ 18.13 by this little brother's watching you too.
[untitled post]
1st May @ 8.13 by nothing
observations, scientific and otherwise
9th Apr @ 15.14 by somejackass
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