more meaningful than ‘kiss my ass,’ more shocking than ‘go to hell.’ it is:

‘go to my ass.’

not bogus:

weight(mobile) = 0.42*weight(manual)

technology is so very, very beautiful.

taco bell items ordered yesterday.

1 small pepsi
1 cheese quesadilla
1 nacho cheese chalupa
1 crunchy taco

taco bell items received yesterday.

1 small root beer (no straw)
1 chicken quesadilla
1 nacho cheese chalupa (sans nacho cheese)
0 crunchy taco

number of dollars I was overcharged for the above taco bell items.

0.67

oh one more thing.

how much of a nerd am I? I just hit 2000 data units completed on seti@home, and I feel a certain sharp twinge of pride. why? because I’m that much of a nerd.

I can see it now: nerd support groups.

“Hi, my name is Matt, and I care about lame statistics.”

“Hi, Matt.”

even if the magazine is not mine, I will flip through it hunting for those annoying tear-out or fall-out cardstock ads and trashinate them. it’s my service to humanity. I have to do my part, you know.

Q. when do I feel disillusioned?

A. when I find out both my parents know 200% more about Texas Hold-’Em than I do. and when I find out my mother is better at bluffing than I am. and when my fiancee randomly (but correctly) calls my bluff nine times out of ten.

it’s amazing I stayed in the game as long as I did. who is bad at poker? the answer is me.

dear neighbors across the street,

being Mexican really early in the morning is no excuse for playing Mexican music really early in the morning.

love,

matt.